![]() You're mental, Aristotle, lack logic on birds and the bees, Hella fly colourblind kind of guy with experimental evidence to break Democritus's pebbles. Name's Dalton, look it up, got the first Royal Medal, Itty bitty specks of matter, 'tis the Theory of Atoms. Hold up, Aristotle, but Democritus is right on, Your historical significance is minuscule, but I can still cut you in half! I put my heart and soul in my disses, any monstrous missus like you knows that, So dope that the sixth element is my sick-ass rhymes. You take your thoughts from your teacher, I think on my own time, While you stepped up to the scene but no one knew thee! I invented logic, ask Play-Doh how it was molded by me, Yo! I'm the lean, keen, Mean, Golden theory machine!Īnd I expected these lesser theses from this telegenetic freak. Records of my high profile in the the Gift of the Nile. Socratics aside, I ponder you'll compile, I would consider your science but it's kind of a rule of thumb:Īristotle was popular but also really really dumb.įor more than two millennia the West believed in a series of false facts,įrom atoms to slavery to eels, and what was the efficient cause of that? ![]() Needs the transitive property to tell if someone is a mortal. Thank you very much.Įpic Rap Battles of History! Democritus vs Aristotle! Begin! ![]() Any questions and/or links can most easily be sent in my most recent blog. It would also be appreciated that, if any lyrics are used, a link to the production be sent to me. I give 100% permission to the use of my lyrics in any audio and/or visual production, as long as credit is given where credit is due. Jokes aside, hey yo hi hello, welcome to my History of the Atom Rap Battle, featuring Democritus (the Greek philosopher who first came up with the concept of atomos), Aristotle (who denied it and thusly held back atomic research for millennia), Dalton (who revived the Atomic Theory), Thomson (who discovered electrons), Rutherford (who discovered the nucleus), Bohr (who discovered orbits), Heisenberg (who, with help from Schrödinger, discovered the uncertainty principle and orbitals), and Oppenheimer (the lead scientist in creation of the Atomic Bomb). So I posted Shrek vs Gaben before this one. Yo I heard you like Epic Rap Battles of History.
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